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Wed 09/11/13 09:10 AM

edit: kartagane you beat me to the blow up doll suggestion. LOL


And added the Burger King crown so that doll will know who is in control. laugh

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Wed 09/11/13 08:58 AM
Edited by Godiva on Wed 09/11/13 09:08 AM

I am trying but they all want men with a good sense of humour, cheerful and outgoing personalities. All I want is to have sex on a regular basis, not play mummies and daddies for heaven's sake.


Get a blow up doll and one of those crowns you get at Burger King for buying a kids meal and you won't have to worry about it anymore.

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Wed 09/11/13 08:36 AM
Welcome to the site. Good luck to you. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 10:49 PM

Quit picking on yourself you have a great nose!


I agree.

But I understand what you are going through, I mean look at me, my beak is HUGE!

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Tue 09/10/13 10:47 PM
You don't make them do anything. You send and just wait and see like everybody else. It is up to the individual if they want to respond or not.

Welcome to the forums and good luck. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 09:50 PM
Somewhat sad.

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Tue 09/10/13 09:43 PM
Welcome to the site. Good luck to you with what you seek. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 09:34 PM
Welcome to the site. Good luck to you. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 09:32 PM
I just got home from work and my sister called me and told me to turn the TV on. The next few hours just watched TV and mourned.

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Tue 09/10/13 09:30 PM

rofl Check out the humor. Love it :D

I'm so hot that I have trouble looking at my face in the mirror ;)

Really though, I'm just average-looking if anything.


Many would disagree. You're a beautiful woman and one hell of an awesome individual. flowers


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Tue 09/10/13 09:21 PM
I think every woman on the sites creepy alarm and in a ten mile radius just went off at once.

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Tue 09/10/13 09:14 PM
Welcome to the site. Good luck with everything. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 09:13 PM
Welcome to the site. Good luck with what you seek. flowerforyou

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Tue 09/10/13 08:54 PM
Yup. Welcome to the site. Good luck to you. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 07:23 PM
Welcome to the site. Lots of luck to you. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 07:22 PM
Welcome to the site. drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 07:19 PM
Awesome work! drinker

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Tue 09/10/13 07:12 PM

the police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife. they said, "is this your wife sir?".

shocked, i answered, "yes it is".

they said, "i'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".

i said, "i know, but she has a great personality"


I lol'ed

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Tue 09/10/13 06:01 PM
Well I assume you are speaking of sex, so I will say a combination of the two, since there is a time and place for both. Romance runs throughout the whole relationship in a perfect one, and even rough sex can be romantic as long as the partners are comfortable with it.

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Tue 09/10/13 04:51 PM
Obviously love.