RacerMatt


RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 02:09 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Oh Matt....I forgot to tell u one small rule of the room. It concerns "the manswing" (giggle) That scares me more than the basement... Only B has the special kilt...but every man who comes in here has to wear a thong and ride the manswing....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!! I haven't worn a thong since my dancing days. Now I don't wear underwear at all. A dancer and a race car driver?.... Dayyyym... psst sprite, go dig out the thongs...lol You go get the thongs...I'm gonna go perve someone... good help is so hard to find!!!!! oh look, I found a really cute pink thong. OOOH, Maaaatt..... I would be more than happy to help you put that on. Ummmmm, lol, no it's for YOU. Havent you been paying attention? You put on the thong, then get on the manswing...... It better be made of some strong material...

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 02:03 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Is it safe to come in? Of course it is Wacky.... I'll just go sit in the corner and people watch

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:57 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Oh Matt....I forgot to tell u one small rule of the room. It concerns "the manswing" (giggle) That scares me more than the basement... Only B has the special kilt...but every man who comes in here has to wear a thong and ride the manswing....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!! I haven't worn a thong since my dancing days. Now I don't wear underwear at all. A dancer and a race car driver?.... Dayyyym... psst sprite, go dig out the thongs...lol You go get the thongs...I'm gonna go perve someone... ooooo pick me pick mee U dont need perved b/c you ARE a perve. Yeah but my perv quota is getting low and I need a refill LOL LMAO yeah I have a high perv drive too LOL

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:52 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Oh Matt....I forgot to tell u one small rule of the room. It concerns "the manswing" (giggle) That scares me more than the basement... Only B has the special kilt...but every man who comes in here has to wear a thong and ride the manswing....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!! I haven't worn a thong since my dancing days. Now I don't wear underwear at all. A dancer and a race car driver?.... Dayyyym... psst sprite, go dig out the thongs...lol You go get the thongs...I'm gonna go perve someone... good help is so hard to find!!!!! oh look, I found a really cute pink thong. OOOH, Maaaatt..... I would be more than happy to help you put that on.

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:50 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Oh Matt....I forgot to tell u one small rule of the room. It concerns "the manswing" (giggle) That scares me more than the basement... Only B has the special kilt...but every man who comes in here has to wear a thong and ride the manswing....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!! I haven't worn a thong since my dancing days. Now I don't wear underwear at all. A dancer and a race car driver?.... Dayyyym... I was a dancer loooooong before I was a race car driver... that was my younger and wilder days.

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:43 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Oh Matt....I forgot to tell u one small rule of the room. It concerns "the manswing" (giggle) That scares me more than the basement... Only B has the special kilt...but every man who comes in here has to wear a thong and ride the manswing....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!! I haven't worn a thong since my dancing days. Now I don't wear underwear at all.

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:39 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Nope...sprite has to go to her corner when the man swing comes out... Well I'm going to your corner too when the man swing comes out. Homey don't play dat.

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:33 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Oh Matt....I forgot to tell u one small rule of the room. It concerns "the manswing" (giggle) That scares me more than the basement...

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:32 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
I need a drink now....Hey B, Y wanna pull those jello shots outta the fridge? And maybe do a little manswing for me & sprite? (if her heart can take it) Turns Head and Covers Eyes

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:26 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
And take the time to learn from other's mistakes too cuz you won't have time to make them all yourself lol dang it yo'all keep warning ppl about the basement, I cant have ANY fun! Hey B, where's that kilt???? Lifts kilt over his head I'm wearing it. See?? SWOOOOOOOOOON..... Stand back and give her air everyone..I know CPR Cardio Penile Resuscitation? 1, 2, 3, BREATHE 1, 2, 3, BREATHE 1, 2, 3, BREATHE

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:21 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
And take the time to learn from other's mistakes too cuz you won't have time to make them all yourself lol dang it yo'all keep warning ppl about the basement, I cant have ANY fun! Hey B, where's that kilt???? Lifts kilt over his head I'm wearing it. See?? SWOOOOOOOOOON..... Stand back and give her air everyone..I know CPR Cardio Penile Resuscitation?

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:18 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
And take the time to learn from other's mistakes too cuz you won't have time to make them all yourself lol dang it yo'all keep warning ppl about the basement, I cant have ANY fun! Hey B, where's that kilt???? Lifts kilt over his head I'm wearing it. See?? Covers Eyes

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:14 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Yeah THAT'S why you wouldn't tell me a story! Of course...I sure don't want to be sent down there... It's bad enough that I get sent to my corner all the time... If you get sent to the corner again just let me know, I'll come sit by you. If u sit in sprites corner, you better bring hot wheels!!!! Darlin I'm a race car driver, that's not a problem

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:12 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Yeah, Liz keeps tryin to get me to look at something down there but my bullchit detector keeps beeping at a high rate Well I guess it's a good thing I didn't just blindly follow that foxy lady down there. Whewwwwww Yep, the better looking they are, the more treacherous they can be I find Lord knows I've found that out the hard way... if I learn from my mistakes I'll be a genius.

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:11 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Yeah THAT'S why you wouldn't tell me a story! Of course...I sure don't want to be sent down there... It's bad enough that I get sent to my corner all the time... If you get sent to the corner again just let me know, I'll come sit by you.

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:08 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Yeah, Liz keeps tryin to get me to look at something down there but my bullchit detector keeps beeping at a high rate Well I guess it's a good thing I didn't just blindly follow that foxy lady down there. Whewwwwww

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:05 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Someone was naked and I missed it??.... Sorry, Liz told me clothing is preferred in this thread... so I didn't wanna piss off the hostess. You don't want her to send you to the Basement.... I have heard stories about that.... There's a basement? Tell me a story! muhhahahahaha....You want to see the basement?????? Do I have to go alone or do I get a tourguide? Oh u willhave a guide ...well until I shut the door behind you...then you are on your own, lolololololol muhahahahahahah DON'T DO IT DUDEEEEE!!!! Here you need this lol \=/ Thanks Dude!!! GULP \_/ Whewwwwww

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:04 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Yeah THAT'S why you wouldn't tell me a story!

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 01:01 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Someone was naked and I missed it??.... Sorry, Liz told me clothing is preferred in this thread... so I didn't wanna piss off the hostess. You don't want her to send you to the Basement.... I have heard stories about that.... There's a basement? Tell me a story! muhhahahahaha....You want to see the basement?????? Do I have to go alone or do I get a tourguide? Oh u willhave a guide ...well until I shut the door behind you...then you are on your own, lolololololol muhahahahahahah Ummmmmmmmmm, nevermind. I'll keep my clothes on! BARTENDER!!!

RacerMatt Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 722	Sat 12/27/08 12:53 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 22
Someone was naked and I missed it??.... Sorry, Liz told me clothing is preferred in this thread... so I didn't wanna piss off the hostess. You don't want her to send you to the Basement.... I have heard stories about that.... There's a basement? Tell me a story! muhhahahahaha....You want to see the basement?????? Do I have to go alone or do I get a tourguide?

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