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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
La'Cougar'acha..?
QUOTE: QUOTE: I heard through the grapevine this is a cougar site... It is true. I have seen droppings. Picked em up.... Squeezed em.... Sniffed em.... Taste test.... Yep damn cougars.... Only a special person has that talent.... Hehe... 
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
QUOTE: The OP has deactivated. Thank goodness.... The pregnant pause gave me cramps.... 
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
Being yourself
I can relate to that....
But I had an epiphany.... Now I'm a manipulative arsehole.... Life is so much better....
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
QUOTE: If you check the history on my home computer....your head may spin around like that girl from the Exorcist.  Soooo....you are a normal guy then... 
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Pop.............Pop.............Pop............Pop
Hey your right...one every 13 seconds....hehe....
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mikey5360
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
Jumped By A Kangaroo
Notice....
No one will come out of their houses in case they turn on them.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs This pair are over 6 feet tall...
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mikey5360
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
QUOTE: I was 17. Hmm. I look like I'll be a spinster with your posts. Lol We stayed in a relationship for quite sometime and broke up when he got someone else pregnant. Hahaha Damn. (Maybe I was so busy studying lessons)    Sounds more like he was studying too much... Cramming too many subjects in to a busy semester... 
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
Looking for women
If you can get a partner in two days...wow...
Takes time to develop friendships... Friendships, maybe....will turn into something more.... |
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
Jumped By A Kangaroo
Well...speaking from experience here...
The damn things will cross the highway right in front of you.... All you can do slam the brakes cause you don't wanna hit one.... |
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
Anyone still here?
QUOTE: Hey i just signed up here and I'm getting the feeling that it's a bit of a ghost town! Jut wait till actual possession kicks in....faaarrrkkk.... 
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Sweet~20%
Innocent~5% Shy~10% Dominant~15% Rough~5% Naughty~45% Of course this is based on my "hornometer" measuring device.... Which changes its settings several times per day.... |
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
Checking this out
QUOTE: I live in Australia and most men I get messages from are from overseas wanting to relocate. They have all proven to be scammers. I am highly intelligent so I wait until they take the bait then expose them. Not one has ever been able to get me off site. Their spelling and grammar is exceptionally poor and ohhhhhh they fall in love with you in 13 hours? What an absolute joke. 13 hours....so....they are taking their time then....
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Hehe.... I tried kissing myself.... But couldn't reach....  Oh my word! How far down were you trying to ... Oh ...Never mind  If I could I would.... Should have kept up gymnastics.... Wait a minute.... The happy ending thought just made me heave....  Thats why we, mere mortals use our hands Mikey. Next time keep it simple okay?  Ohhh...really.... Is that where I am going wrong all these years... |
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
The "I'll call you" lie.
Equality of the sexes....
Both are guilty of this.... Not very nice though.... |
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Topic:
New here
Welcome and good luck...
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Hehe.... I tried kissing myself.... But couldn't reach.... Oh my word! How far down were you trying to ... Oh ...Never mind If I could I would.... Should have kept up gymnastics.... Wait a minute.... The happy ending thought just made me heave....
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
QUOTE: Most of the time I don't reply if someone only says Hi or Hey. At best, I will answer Hi. Hiii.... 
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
Hehe....
I tried kissing myself.... But couldn't reach....
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
I've heard the steppes of Outer Mongolia are nice at this time of year.
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mikey5360
Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Ya know what? I'm back to kissing myself! And since I wasn't even in the mood to smooch my own self in my last post here, I would say that things are looking up. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! Roll up, roll up.... To the biggest show in town.... It's the Peggy kissing herself production.... No cameras allowed.... Damnnnnn....  Hahahahahaha! You're cracking me up Mikey!!! Did you enjoy your party? Yah, no comment.... 
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