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Thu 06/09/16 04:20 AM


I heard through the grapevine this is a cougar site...

It is true.
I have seen droppings.

Picked em up....
Squeezed em....
Sniffed em....
Taste test....
Yep damn cougars....
Only a special person has that talent....
Hehe...
oops

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Wed 06/08/16 07:23 PM

The OP has deactivated.

Thank goodness....
The pregnant pause gave me cramps....
laugh

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Tue 05/31/16 04:28 AM
I can relate to that....
But I had an epiphany....
Now I'm a manipulative arsehole....
Life is so much better....
oops

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Tue 05/31/16 04:26 AM

If you check the history on my home computer....your head may spin around like that girl from the Exorcist.surprised

Soooo....you are a normal guy then...:wink: laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 05/31/16 04:09 AM
Edited by mikey5360 on Tue 05/31/16 04:09 AM
Pop.............Pop.............Pop............Pop

Hey your right...one every 13 seconds....hehe....

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Tue 05/31/16 03:07 AM
Edited by mikey5360 on Tue 05/31/16 03:09 AM
Notice....
No one will come out of their houses in case they turn on them....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs

This pair are over 6 feet tall...

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Mon 05/30/16 10:03 PM

I was 17.
Hmm.
I look like I'll be a spinster with your posts. Lol
We stayed in a relationship for quite sometime and broke up when he got someone else pregnant. Hahaha
Damn.
(Maybe I was so busy studying lessons)
devil slaphead rofl

Sounds more like he was studying too much...
Cramming too many subjects in to a busy semester...:smile:

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Mon 05/30/16 08:30 PM
If you can get a partner in two days...wow...
Takes time to develop friendships...
Friendships, maybe....will turn into something more....

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Mon 05/30/16 08:20 PM
Well...speaking from experience here...
The damn things will cross the highway right in front of you....
All you can do slam the brakes cause you don't wanna hit one....

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Mon 05/30/16 08:06 PM

Hey i just signed up here and I'm getting the feeling that it's a bit of a ghost town!

Jut wait till actual possession kicks in....faaarrrkkk....

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Mon 05/30/16 08:01 PM
Sweet~20%
Innocent~5%
Shy~10%
Dominant~15%
Rough~5%
Naughty~45%

Of course this is based on my "hornometer" measuring device....
Which changes its settings several times per day....

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Mon 05/30/16 05:30 PM

I live in Australia and most men I get messages from are from overseas wanting to relocate. They have all proven to be scammers. I am highly intelligent so I wait until they take the bait then expose them. Not one has ever been able to get me off site. Their spelling and grammar is exceptionally poor and ohhhhhh they fall in love with you in 13 hours? What an absolute joke.

13 hours....so....they are taking their time then....slaphead

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Mon 05/30/16 04:53 PM




Hehe....
I tried kissing myself....
But couldn't reach....
ohwell


Oh my word!

How far down were you trying to ...

Oh ...Never mind blushing


If I could I would....
Should have kept up gymnastics....
Wait a minute....
The happy ending thought just made me heave....
sick


Thats why we, mere mortals use our hands Mikey. Next time keep it simple okay?flowerforyou

Ohhh...really....
Is that where I am going wrong all these years...laugh

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Mon 05/30/16 04:51 PM
Equality of the sexes....
Both are guilty of this....
Not very nice though....

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Mon 05/30/16 04:49 PM
Welcome and good luck...drinker

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Mon 05/30/16 04:21 PM


Hehe....
I tried kissing myself....
But couldn't reach....
ohwell


Oh my word!

How far down were you trying to ...

Oh ...Never mind blushing


If I could I would....
Should have kept up gymnastics....
Wait a minute....
The happy ending thought just made me heave....
sick

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Mon 05/30/16 04:14 PM

Most of the time I don't reply if someone only says Hi or Hey. At best, I will answer Hi.

Hiii....
happy

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Mon 05/30/16 04:12 PM
Hehe....
I tried kissing myself....
But couldn't reach....
ohwell

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Mon 05/30/16 04:09 PM
I've heard the steppes of Outer Mongolia are nice at this time of year.

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Mon 05/30/16 04:05 PM



Ya know what?

I'm back to kissing myself!

And since I wasn't even in the mood to smooch my own self in my last post here, I would say that things are looking up.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

Roll up, roll up....
To the biggest show in town....
It's the Peggy kissing herself production....
No cameras allowed....
Damnnnnn....
drool



Hahahahahaha!

You're cracking me up Mikey!!!laugh laugh laugh

Did you enjoy your party?


Yah, no comment....
:tongue:

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