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Wed 06/17/26 03:26 AM
married & restless:

When a single guy buys a new couch, he tests how comfortable it is for watching TV and then sits down. When a married guy buys a new couch, he tests how comfortable it is for sleeping on and then asks what he did wrong.

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Sat 06/13/26 05:44 AM
Life is a group project where nobody remembers agreeing to be in the group, the instructions are often unagreeable or contradictory, and the deadline is both unknown and inevitable.

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Fri 06/12/26 08:57 AM
Have you tried to see whether filling out the search form would make any difference?
https://mingle2.com/search/preferences

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Wed 06/10/26 09:15 AM
Ask her: "Excuse me, I'm conducting a highly unscientific research: what's the best way for a stranger to start a conversation?"

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Wed 06/03/26 12:51 AM
𝖈𝖔𝖕𝖞 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖕𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊 is not a creative writing:
https://web.facebook.com/groups/308786514011919/posts/1221862096037685/?_rdc=1&_rdr#

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Thu 05/28/26 11:46 AM
They should anticipate the overcast-astrophe coming, in order to avoid a total spoke in the wheel of their day, and consequently reeling from the under-the-weather damage.

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Sat 05/16/26 02:59 AM

Speaking of bananas, we share quite a bit of DNA with them.

You share 50 percent of your DNA with each of your parents. With bananas, we share quite a bit of our genes, which turns out to be only about 1 percent of our DNA, because genes make up just 2 percent of the DNA.

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Mon 05/11/26 01:02 PM
I'm satisfied with the scientific explanation given for Covid-19 virus's natural evolution.

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Mon 04/06/26 12:58 PM
Edited by Farid on Mon 04/06/26 01:09 PM
Lucky you (just kidding), what are the odds there's a celebrity on mingle2? Astronomical … in the opposite direction.

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Fri 04/03/26 03:40 AM
I’ve been single since the Big Bang, though I’m currently accepting applications for a co-pilot.

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Mon 03/30/26 12:18 PM
If aliens do exist, the universe's laws of physics make it next to impossible for them to ever reach Earth.

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Sun 03/29/26 11:50 AM
Edited by Farid on Sun 03/29/26 11:51 AM
didn't work out

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Fri 03/27/26 01:28 AM
Oh absolutely—right after you finish your nightly meeting with vampires and check your emails from Bigfoot.

Did AMUN-RA Tell You This ??
Or was it Just a Regular Old JINN ??

Oh absolutely, I have a weekly Zoom call with Amun-Ra, he penciles me in right between “smite mortals” and “sunset duties.” The jinn just handles IT support when the WiFi drops.

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Thu 03/26/26 08:37 AM
Oh absolutely—right after you finish your nightly meeting with vampires and check your emails from Bigfoot.

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Tue 02/25/25 11:15 AM
Seems to be a rash of people who are able to log in and claim to have forgotten their passwords.

They can actually pull up the Help Section if they forget their password..But that is the only place they can post.. Without logging in..

If this is the Help Forum https://mingle2.com/forum/forum/7 you're referring to, I'm unable to post in it without being already logged in.

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Sun 02/23/25 11:51 AM
Edited by Farid on Sun 02/23/25 11:57 AM
Tachyons are hypothetical particles, and aether as an invisible, space-filling substance is also hypothetical.

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Sat 02/22/25 10:51 AM
No Mortman, I was nonfacetious, just pointing out that if DST is ended, then the event that "some kids in Northern states will be going to school in the dark", will not follow as a consequence.

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Thu 02/20/25 11:58 AM
Human Beings often succumb to peer pressure even when they internally, morally know the actions are wrong.

In that case, for an insult maybe say "you are such IMMORAL human beings!"

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Thu 02/20/25 11:51 AM
No, yeah. If it's ended, some kids in Northern states will be going to school in the dark,

Mortman:
How could it be! If on a given day, month and place, at 7 am Standard time, it's still dark, then it will be even darker if DST is in use instead.

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Wed 02/19/25 12:59 AM
"Beachfarmer", give an example where the phrase is meant as an insult.

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