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Topic:
married and fat
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married & restless:
When a single guy buys a new couch, he tests how comfortable it is for watching TV and then sits down. When a married guy buys a new couch, he tests how comfortable it is for sleeping on and then asks what he did wrong. |
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Topic:
Life
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Life is a group project where nobody remembers agreeing to be in the group, the instructions are often unagreeable or contradictory, and the deadline is both unknown and inevitable.
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Have you tried to see whether filling out the search form would make any difference?
https://mingle2.com/search/preferences |
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Topic:
Best way to approach someone
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Ask her: "Excuse me, I'm conducting a highly unscientific research: what's the best way for a stranger to start a conversation?"
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Topic:
save generation
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𝖈𝖔𝖕𝖞 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖕𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊 is not a creative writing:
https://web.facebook.com/groups/308786514011919/posts/1221862096037685/?_rdc=1&_rdr# |
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Topic:
Just wear a raincoat
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They should anticipate the overcast-astrophe coming, in order to avoid a total spoke in the wheel of their day, and consequently reeling from the under-the-weather damage.
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Speaking of bananas, we share quite a bit of DNA with them. You share 50 percent of your DNA with each of your parents. With bananas, we share quite a bit of our genes, which turns out to be only about 1 percent of our DNA, because genes make up just 2 percent of the DNA. |
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Topic:
Conspiracies & Coverups...
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I'm satisfied with the scientific explanation given for Covid-19 virus's natural evolution.
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Topic:
Celebrities on Mingle2?
Edited by
Farid
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Mon 04/06/26 01:09 PM
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Lucky you (just kidding), what are the odds there's a celebrity on mingle2? Astronomical … in the opposite direction.
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I’ve been single since the Big Bang, though I’m currently accepting applications for a co-pilot.
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Topic:
The Great Awakening
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If aliens do exist, the universe's laws of physics make it next to impossible for them to ever reach Earth.
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Edited by
Farid
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didn't work out
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Oh absolutely—right after you finish your nightly meeting with vampires and check your emails from Bigfoot.
Did AMUN-RA Tell You This ?? Or was it Just a Regular Old JINN ?? Oh absolutely, I have a weekly Zoom call with Amun-Ra, he penciles me in right between “smite mortals” and “sunset duties.” The jinn just handles IT support when the WiFi drops. |
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Oh absolutely—right after you finish your nightly meeting with vampires and check your emails from Bigfoot.
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Topic:
forget password
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Seems to be a rash of people who are able to log in and claim to have forgotten their passwords.
They can actually pull up the Help Section if they forget their password..But that is the only place they can post.. Without logging in.. If this is the Help Forum https://mingle2.com/forum/forum/7 you're referring to, I'm unable to post in it without being already logged in. |
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Topic:
Speed of light
Edited by
Farid
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Sun 02/23/25 11:57 AM
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Tachyons are hypothetical particles, and aether as an invisible, space-filling substance is also hypothetical.
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No Mortman, I was nonfacetious, just pointing out that if DST is ended, then the event that "some kids in Northern states will be going to school in the dark", will not follow as a consequence.
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Topic:
Inflection
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Human Beings often succumb to peer pressure even when they internally, morally know the actions are wrong.
In that case, for an insult maybe say "you are such IMMORAL human beings!" |
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No, yeah. If it's ended, some kids in Northern states will be going to school in the dark,
Mortman: How could it be! If on a given day, month and place, at 7 am Standard time, it's still dark, then it will be even darker if DST is in use instead. |
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Topic:
Inflection
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"Beachfarmer", give an example where the phrase is meant as an insult.
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