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Thu 11/20/14 04:24 PM
Titillated

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Thu 11/20/14 04:23 PM
A guy walks into a bar and sees a prostitute sitting at the bar. He gathers up the courage to say hello. She turns and says, "I'll do anything for 300 bucks, BUT you have to pay me in cash and tell me in three words." The guy thinks for a moment, pulls out three Franklins and hands them to her and says, "Paint my house."

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Sat 11/28/09 05:03 PM
quickening

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Sat 11/28/09 04:53 PM
Just remember, wherever you go, there's always an a-hole behind you. Hee hee.laugh

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Fri 02/13/09 09:57 PM
no, wait, i'm me. at least i was this morning.

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Fri 02/13/09 09:56 PM
Howdy, Big J:banana:

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Fri 02/13/09 09:30 PM
oh, we thought it was a smart car.happy

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Fri 02/13/09 09:27 PM
Went to a funeral yesterday - were playing Whiter Shade of Pale. Thought that was an odd choice since it was open casket.

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Fri 02/13/09 09:26 PM
Seagrams 7

Leno or Conan?

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Fri 02/13/09 09:24 PM
Also like both.

Stoli or Absolut?


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Fri 02/13/09 09:23 PM
you should probably wear a helmet

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Fri 02/13/09 09:22 PM
Hershey's.

Surf or turf?

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Fri 02/13/09 09:21 PM
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Fri 02/13/09 09:16 PM
Burger King.

Framed or matted?

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Fri 02/13/09 09:13 PM
George Clooney :heart:

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Fri 02/13/09 09:11 PM
Guess you can't read the label in the pic - Bud Light.

Dog or cat?

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Fri 02/13/09 09:08 PM
All That Penis (All That Jazz)

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Fri 02/13/09 09:07 PM
banana lover

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Fri 02/13/09 09:04 PM
Uma

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Fri 02/13/09 09:04 PM
depends on who's wearing it.

paper or plastic?

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