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another Joke - part 2
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"Father, I have a problem," a woman says. "I have two female parrots, Lola and Daisy, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest asks. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" says the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring them to my house. I have two male parrots, Benedict and Peter. I've taught them to pray with rosary beads and read the Bible. Maybe they'll set a good example." The next day, the woman brings Lola and Daisy over. She places them in the cage with Benedict and Pete, who are quietly praying. Within seconds, Lola and Daisy chirp: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?" Benedict slowly looks over at Pete and says… "Put the beads away, Pete… our prayers have been answered!" 🤣  Ctto |
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another Joke - part 2
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was at a restaurant waiting for my order at the counter when a delivery guy started talking to me. He said his job as a delivery driver isn't easy... you can smell the food, but you can't eat it.
I said, "Me too." He asked, "Are you a food delivery driver too?" I said, "No, I'm a gynecologist |
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WHO STIRRED the POT - part 2
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Mikey and slim Baby as usual
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another Joke - part 2
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Hi Robin missed ya bff
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another Joke - part 2
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One spelling mistake
can destroy your life. A husband sent this to his wife:… "I'm having a wonderful time. Wish you were her." |
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another Joke - part 2
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A man was walking along a beach, deep in prayer, when he suddenly said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
A voice boomed from above, "Because you've been faithful, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there anytime I want." The Lord replied, "That's a bit much... think of the engineering, the materials, the miles of ocean. I could do it, but it's a lot. Ask for something else." So the man thought for a while and said, "Okay... I want to understand women. What they feel, what they think, why they say 'nothing' when something's wrong... and how to truly make them happy." There was a long pause... Then the Lord said, "So... about this bridge, you want two lanes or four?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ctto |
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WHO STIRRED the POT - part 2
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Gia has walked the Red Carpet last year ..but now she is gonna go Blue with crowd fav ...Apple, the Moonshine in your Eyes...🤪 🤪 Ahhh you're becoming gentler each passing day Slim Baby Of course Gia stirs |
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another Joke - part 2
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Who's the mexican guy with a rubber on his toe?
Roberto 
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It's me again
SLIM BABY |
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another Joke - part 2
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🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Lollllll...!! P. S. I love your profile pic @Apple Thanks pretty, I felt elated being appreciated by a prettier creation |
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another Joke - part 2
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Hello Merry
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How abt this?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his Car? CARLOS  
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another Joke - part 2
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What do you call A Chinese holding a Camera?
FIL MING 
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WHO STIRRED the POT - part 2
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You can dream
Thanks for the stiring Apple Haha, i didnt even notice it but Slim and Mikey are great stirrers |
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I am for Sure Slim Baby
Sir next |
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Slim Baby
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Words with "tion" - part 6
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Importation
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Me!!!!
SIR next |
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WHO STIRRED the POT - part 2
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the half hearted stirs are not really working guys....find a way to really stir this pot or it will become just another boiling pot with no substance....
One good stir like putting in some semi porn pictures, might get us to a stronger boiling point....and keep the few followers this thread has !!! Gia you can go first , followed by Apple !!🤪 🤪 Hmmmm, why not start with the porn, SlimBaby? 
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WHO STIRRED the POT - part 2
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Haha, so you are, Mikey? Stirs up?
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