Intentionally

Owww,Me of course

Teacher: Johnny why are you down today?
Little Johnny: “Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station.”
Teacher: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?”
Little Johnny: “Yes, please.”
After Johnny has left the classroom, the teacher asks his classmates.
Teacher: “Why is Johnny’s father at the police station and the mother at the hospital?”
Classmate: “Because his father is a policeman and his mom’s a nurse.”

Halu everyone

Husband to his wife: "Today is a fine day."
The next day, he said the same thing: "Today is a fine day."
Day after day, same words. Same cheerful tone.
Finally, after a week, the wife snapped.
"Enough! Every single day you say the same thing! 'Today is a fine day.' What is wrong with you?!"
The husband smiled calmly and replied:
"Last week, during our argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I'm just trying to remind you... in case today is the day."

A man poked his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long until I can get a haircut?"
Glancing at the full shop, the barber replied, "Around 2 hours." The man left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

"Father, I have a problem," a woman says. "I have two female parrots, Lola and Daisy, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest asks.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring them to my house. I have two male parrots, Benedict and Peter. I've taught them to pray with rosary beads and read the Bible. Maybe they'll set a good example."
The next day, the woman brings Lola and Daisy over. She places them in the cage with Benedict and Pete, who are quietly praying.
Within seconds, Lola and Daisy chirp: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"
Benedict slowly looks over at Pete and says…
"Put the beads away, Pete… our prayers have been answered!" 🤣

Ctto

was at a restaurant waiting for my order at the counter when a delivery guy started talking to me. He said his job as a delivery driver isn't easy... you can smell the food, but you can't eat it.
I said, "Me too." He asked, "Are you a food delivery driver too?" I said, "No, I'm a gynecologist

Mikey and slim Baby as usual

Hi Robin missed ya bff

One spelling mistake
can destroy your life.

A husband sent this
to his wife:…

"I'm having a wonderful
time. Wish you were her."

A man was walking along a beach, deep in prayer, when he suddenly said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
A voice boomed from above, "Because you've been faithful, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there anytime I want."
The Lord replied, "That's a bit much... think of the engineering, the materials, the miles of ocean. I could do it, but it's a lot. Ask for something else."
So the man thought for a while and said, "Okay... I want to understand women. What they feel, what they think, why they say 'nothing' when something's wrong... and how to truly make them happy."
There was a long pause...
Then the Lord said, "So... about this bridge, you want two lanes or four?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ctto

Ahhh you're becoming gentler each passing day Slim Baby

Of course Gia stirs

Who's the mexican guy with a rubber on his toe?

Roberto

It's me again


SLIM BABY

Thanks pretty, I felt elated being appreciated by a prettier creation

Hello Merry

How abt this?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his Car?

CARLOS

What do you call A Chinese holding a Camera?

FIL MING