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Ha ha ha ha ha....Cinnamon Roll !!!!.... Gosh I couldn't stop laughing....what a very hearty letter of Persuasion....lolzzzz....I almost rolled on the floor.... Geeezzzz...
 ..... I bet he got a very swift reply to his freakin' query..... 
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you.  
What a funny but sensible humor  
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you.
What a funny but sensible humor
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Topic:
SELLIING ADULT TOYS~~
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Unfortunately, prices of food/gas going up has finally affected me financially. In order to offset the extra cost for food, electricity, etc. I have a need to make some extra money on the side...it is what it is.  So...I'm now proud to announce that I am selling Adult Toys  . I hope no one will feel embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes, and styles according to your needs. Discretion is guaranteed!!
Ask for yours anytime. I have everything listed below: . . . . -Walkers -Wheelchairs -Oxygen tanks -Canes -Disposable diapers -Teeth glue -Heating pads and more For those that needed a good laugh!!! I know I do!!  🤣🤣
Teeth glue please....I'd like to order 20...just in case 
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Edited by
Marg
on
Tue 08/25/26 08:12 AM
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I'm here to chew gum, and piss off random strangers. ... And, I'm all out of gum. Here...I'll give you some  
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I was trying to find out what makes a woman's mind tick, I'm still none the wiser. Why don't you ask your mother....
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To see how many are like me in the world. How many have you found so far.....
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My only purpose here is to kick arses and enjoy chewing gums How many have you done so far???....
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I'm here for the hors d'oeuvres, and if I'm being honest, the service ain't that great.  
I'm in for the tips.... 
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I'm here for the hors d'oeuvres, and if I'm being honest, the service ain't that great.
I'm in for the tips....
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Basically just to bust balls a bit, Have some laughs and add some serious input into conversations.. at times. If I met Ms. wonderful, then great. if not.. just revert to my first sentence 
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Would'nt change a darn thing ....life has a way of getting you moving along a path ...good or bad... destiny I believe is ore determined.....learn from mistakes and move on to better and brighter things in life !!!
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Topic:
60 is the new sexy!
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Belated Happy Birthday Sparkling Crystal and it's true...Life Begina at 60...So Go For It...Be happy, Enjoy and be around people that Lifts you Up, get those positive vibes and shake off the rest...
As long as you have those breaths in your lungs...Rejoice and Thank God's goodness for the Free Air! |
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If Love is Blind, does it mean I have to marry an Ophthalmologist???
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Topic:
acceptence of truth
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Living Apart Together (LAT)
A LAT relationship is a committed romantic partnership where the couple deliberately chooses to maintain separate homes. The Vibe: High autonomy mixed with strong emotional commitment. Why couples do it: It allows individuals to keep their own routines, maintain financial independence, and avoid household friction, while keeping the "spark" alive by prioritizing quality time togather. I would prefer to have this type of relationship, where there are no minors involved. You can have your own quiet time and escape a triggering scenario that could possibly explode. |
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Topic:
acceptence of truth
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Long live the LTA relationships !!! An LTA relationship refers to a scenario where a couple physically shares a residence, but their romantic or sexual activities are mostly separate. The Vibe: Consensual non-monogamy. Why Couples do it: It often occurs in open marriages or when partners have different sexual needs but still rely on each other for companionship, family, or domestic logistics. "Not for Me - I don't want to share my man and Vice Versa." "Living Together Apart" Post-Breakup In some legal or financial contexts. LTA is also used to describe separated ex-partners who continue living under the same roof. This is common during transitional periods due to financial constraints, co-parenting needs, or while waiting to sort out property logistics. "This is Reasonable and Justifiable, but still.... it creates a great amount of Stress for the couple and the children..... |
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sleepy now....gettin' cold out here...... gotta get under the doona.....
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Topic:
acceptence of truth
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Better off to discard these matrimonial vows as they just get broken most of the time....it just destroys a person's soul when it happens....
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Do you enjoy been single? Mostly, except when I have to move something heavy. He he he.... Me Too.... When I need some extra muscles.....lolllzzzz |
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Don't fall in love then......
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