Hello Mommy,

Couldn't help but notice your post and my heart goes out to you.

I can understand why your looking for humor in your life given that you have no eyes.

The picture on your post was so upsetting to me that I had to respond.


You obviously wear your hat because of the missing eyes. I then thought..
" why wouldn't she wear dark glasses instead of that big hat," then having a closer look at your picture I realized you probably don't have a nose either.

Wow finally a perfect match for me....

1) Im so ugly that even with eyes its hard to look at me.Most woman always say to me " John, your so hard to look at it hurts my eyes" Guess I wont be hurting yours ! lol

2) I have such a bad body odor that you not having a nose is also
a great help. Woman always tell me things like "you smell"," you reek"and so on and it hurts my feelings cause I'm a very sensitive guy. Ive tried everything not to be and buy Shaving cream for "Sensitive Skin" Shampoo for "Sensitive Hair" and "Detergent for Sensitive Skin" but nothing helps....Im still sensative.

Been trying so long to find a perfect match...No Eyes ! No Nose ! what a stroke of luck !

Have a Great Day !