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Tue 09/01/15 08:00 PM
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you??think




You pull the clip then throw it back..

:laughing: rofl

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Mon 08/31/15 02:51 PM
Are they both blonde??..just asking?!? Lmao noway laugh

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Tue 08/25/15 06:28 PM
God will make a way..it won't be for long..
Enjoy life and God bless!!waving

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Thu 08/13/15 06:44 PM
Best Quote ever..

" Do not try to live forever..You will never succeed.!!" rant


waaaahtears sad drinks











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Sun 08/02/15 05:30 PM
no one respond?? impossible!! noway
unlucky.. joke only bigsmile

good luck..biggrin

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Sun 08/02/15 04:01 PM

it is to me so is walking and chewing gum:banana:

:thumbsup: shades

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Sun 08/02/15 03:58 PM
maybe because it's not included in toilet training when they were toddlers..bigsmile

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Sat 08/01/15 04:36 PM
waving present!!

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Fri 07/31/15 04:49 PM
Dear Men:
Farting while you pee is not considered multitasking!!

Yours Truly: Toiletsad

hahaha!! rofl oops

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Fri 07/31/15 03:30 PM
nope, i am with you.. as i was told "Old is Gold" .. hahaha!! :thumbsup: :angel:

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Fri 07/31/15 02:50 PM
why?? is it because you gonna hear a loud fart?? a toilet flushed?? or what?? ..lmaodrool :laughing:

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Sat 07/25/15 04:23 PM
You'll Be Here in My Heart by Phil Collins

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Sat 07/25/15 03:40 PM
Santa and Banta are walking on the road.
Santa says, look a dead bird!!
Banta looks up in the sky and says Where?? Where??

drinks :laughing:

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Fri 07/24/15 07:53 AM
I am a coffee addict.. just the aroma of it ..makes my day..

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Mon 07/20/15 02:59 PM
go to Egypt..laugh

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Wed 07/08/15 12:50 PM
Cosmopolitan..:wink:

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Tue 06/30/15 06:12 PM
fabric conditioner.. smells fresh and cleanbigsmile

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Sat 06/27/15 01:45 PM
Shake it Off-- Taylor Swift :banana:

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Sat 06/06/15 08:53 AM
can i ask if Mississippi is the Surname of the person you are looking for?? what

jkslaphead biggrin

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Thu 04/30/15 07:02 PM
for dating- my bestfriend
for broken heart after dating- my Mom brokenheart sad

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