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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands I have PMS and ESP thats makes me a ***** who knows everything. I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and stting my pantyhose on fire. Food has replaced sex in my life. Now i cant even get into my own pants. They lied hard work has killed lots of people My friend just sent me these, thought they were kind of amusing and would share with you lol |
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 I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands I have PMS and ESP thats makes me a ***** who knows everything. I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and stting my pantyhose on fire. Food has replaced sex in my life. Now i cant even get into my own pants. They lied hard work has killed lots of people My friend just sent me these, thought they were kind of amusing and would share with you lol |
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands I have PMS and ESP thats makes me a ***** who knows everything. I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and stting my pantyhose on fire. Food has replaced sex in my life. Now i cant even get into my own pants. They lied hard work has killed lots of people My friend just sent me these, thought they were kind of amusing and would share with you lol |
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Very good humor!!!!! Um, and, that biz about the pantyhose.... true... That was me in the news!!
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