This is a bit lengthy but it's a true story and I was reminded of it last night while talking to my cousin on the phone. Back in the early 80's I was living in Rockingham North Carolina and me and several friends would pile into my cousins van and head as far into the woods as we could get and stay there all day drinking beer, smoking pot and listening to music. One particular time there was 5 of us in the van and one of those guys was named Binky Miller (I'm not kidding). We headed into the woods just over the South Carolina state line and partied most of the day. Binky announced he had to go take a sh*t. He walks away and when he returns he had sh*t all over the back of his shirt and pant. What he had done was after he finished he fell back in "it". My cousin (who is a real redneck) tells Binky he's not riding back to Rockingham in the van and sure enough we left him. There is only one gas station and it's right at the Stateline and between the 4 of us we had 5 dollars lol. We were dead on E so we needed gas. We give the money to a guy named Bobby to go pay for our gas. Well un knowing to us Bobby goes in the store and walks around and walks out without paying for the gas. We get all the way back to Rockingham and a sheriff pulls us over. He said we had stolen the gas and he was going to escort us back to the Stateline and watch us pay for the gas. We drive all the way back to the store and this time we paid for the 5 bucks in gas. We again head back to Rockingham but we get about 2 miles from the gas station and run out of gas lol. We all 4 get out, drunk and high and begin hitchhiking. Here comes a speeding pick up truck with Binky Miller standing on the back with both middle fingers in the air and he yells "F*CK YOU YOU SONS A B*TCH'S " as they sped past! All you could see was Binky's sh*tty shirt tail flappin in the wind. My cousin and I talked about that last night and I still laugh till I cry when I think about it. Oh the things I have seen.

I'm in pain laughing! I have tears! LMAO

That's what we were doing on the phone last night (crying from laughing). It was so funny. I have more stories about that van that are equally funny. I'll share them on here one day.

Sounds great, I love your sense of humor, Bunny loads up and shoots Dude with booger, na nan nan na