A Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
thousands of dollars in it.

He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three
tests?"

"Pay first, those are the rules," says the bartender. So the man gives
him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says, here's what you need to do:

First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole
thing, all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You
have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm.
You've gotta make things right for her."

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot ! I
won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila
and then do those other things. . ."

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,
"Where ez zat tequila?"

He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears
are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the
people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They
hear the pit bull barking and growling, the guy screaming, the pit bull
yelping and then silence.

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into
the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches and bites all
over his body.

"Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

LOL !!! Thanks
Good to sorta see ya
hope you two are doing good.

Thanks, we're having a blast.

TG

(((Hugs))) to ya both....

(((hugs))) to u too.

TG & G

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