Kentuckey redneck Billy-Joe was getting married and the whole clan was
thrilled he decided to settle down and get to work on making babies.

The wedding day came and went, everyone had a grand old time at the
reception, little Jim-Bob snuck too much moonshine and wound up
re-filling the empty casserole dish, if you get the drift...

The bride and groom took off in his pick-up truck (extended cab) and
headed off for their honeymoon, which was supposed to last for 10 days.
However... Billy-Joe returned home not three full days later to his Pa's
house. The only thing he had with him was his pick-up and his "suitcase"
(plastic garbage bag) full of clothes. His blushing bride was nowhere to
be seen.

"Billy-Joe, y'all's 'posed to be on your honeymoon. What in Sam Hill are
you doin' back here so soon, and where's yer new wife?" his father asked
him.

"Well, Pa," answered Billy, "Thangs was goin' great 'n all, right up
till the weddin' night, if ya know whut I mean."

"What happ'n, son?"

"Well, Pa, I found out Bobby-Sue was... Well, Pa, she was a virgin!"

His Pa thought about that for a moment, then he said to Billy-Joe...
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"Y'all did the right thang, son. If'n she ain't good enough for her
family, she ain't good 'nuff for ours!"

OMG That's wrong.I know ppl have fun making fun of ppl from Kentucky but
OMG! If my IQ was higher I'm sure I'd be pi**ed LMAO

Just cuz i run around bear footed with bib overall don't mean i keep it
in the family. LOL

LOL.... This is not my personal shot at all Kentuckians... Well not All
of you..... :-D

ROFLMAO