Butt Measurements


A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and
the man looks over at his wife and says:

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is
bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure
the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes,I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.




She answers:

"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one
little weenie?


oldie, still a crack up !!

lol

lol

to funny!!!

lmao
how about a winnie,a couple of chops,and a big ol' ham???



if th butt is bigger than th steering wheel of a truck...
DRIVE IT!!!

ROFLMAO....GOOD ONE ALL.

oh my!! hahahahahaaa!!

Thats great lol

LOL!!!

Great one.

good one mike.! i'll remember that one the next time hubby looks askance
at my a**.

bump.