FLOWERS

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says: 'Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.'

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: 'You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?'

The redhead replies: 'I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three
days on my back with my legs in the air.'

The blonde says: ........'Don't you have a vase?

How apt.Funny!

OMG!!!!!!!!!

(Choking violently)