An atheist was walking through the woods.

>> "What majestic trees"!

>> "What powerful rivers"!

>> "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.

>>

>> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the

>> bushes behind him.

>> He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.

>>

>> He ran as fast as he could up the path.

>> He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

>>

>> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

>> He tripped & fell on the ground.

>> He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right! on top



>> of him,

>> reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

>>

>> At that instant the Atheist cried out,

>>

>> "Oh my God!"

>>

>> Time Stopped.

>> The bear froze.

>> The forest was silent.

>> As a brig ht light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

>>

>> "You deny my existence for all these years,

>> teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident."

>> "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

>> Am I to count you as a believer"?

>>

>> The atheist looked directly into the light,

>> "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a

>> Christian now,

>> but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?

>>

>> "Very Well," said the voice.

>>

>> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

>>

>> And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed

>> his head & spoke:

>>

>>

>>

>> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty

>> through Christ our Lord, Amen."

Bearifically Funny!Grrrrr.

LMAO

THAT is good.lollol