One day this hunter drives his truck out into the forest,in the trunk he
has a pistol,a shotgun and a rocket launcher.
So he stops off in the middle of the woods, grabs his pistol out of the
trunk and goes off on foot in search of bears.
He sees one drinking down by the stream,He slowly aims the gun,and BANG!
He shoots the bear and it falls down to the ground,not 2 seconds later
he gets a tap on the shoulder,He turns around to find the bear standing
right in front of him,the bear says"look mate,that really hurt,so I'm
gonna give you 2 choices,either I rip you to shreds,or I bum **** you"
so the hunter thinks,Oh!**** what should I do?,but seen as he doesn't
want to die he lets the bear bum **** him.
After-wards he's really pissed off about the bear incident,so he runs
back to his car,grabs his shotgun and goes out in search to kill that
same bear.
He finds the bear he's looking for with 2 other bears,so BANG BANG BANG!
He shoots all 3 of them and they fall to the groud,yet only 2 seconds
later he is tapped on the shoulder,He turns around to find the 3 bears
standing in front of him,so the first bear says "alright mate,that hurt
the 3 of us,so you've got 2 choices,we bum **** you,or we rip you to
shreds"so once again the hunter who doesn't want to die lets them bum
**** him.
So now the hunter is really really pissed off,so He goes back to his
car,pulls out his rocket launcher and goes off in search for those 3
bears.
He comes across them in a whole pack of ten bears,He aims the rocket
laucher and BOOM!the bears blow up.But once again He is tapped on the
shoulder,He turns around to face the 10 bears behind him,the first one
says"look mate,just between you and me,you're not really in this for the
hunting are ya"?

Submitted by Cybear 1/24/07 (LMAO)

L M F A O

lol

too funny!

That was a good one