Do you Girls really do some of this? .......

1. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE YOUR PURSE IS.

2. YOU BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH YOUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING YOUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. YOU'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT YOU WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN YOUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, YOU REALIZE THAT YOU NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS YOU WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. YOU START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE YOU SEE THAT YOU LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. YOU GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. YOU'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO YOU.

8. YOU'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. YOU YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO YOU BELIEVE CHEATED YOU BY GIVING YOU JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. YOU THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT YOUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. YOU FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN YOU SIT ON IT.

12. YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

1. I don't carry a purse

2.

3. Been there done that

4. I could never look like a goddess to start out with

5.

6. Once

7. Hell no

8. Already smoke when I drink

9. Only drink Beer

10. or the end table

11. Never put it down

12. Maybe twice

13. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher or your track coach...right now you can't remember which one.

14. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangley overwhelming.

15. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

16. You start every converstaion with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

17. You fail to remember what you did five minutes ago.

18. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

19. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

20. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

1. always know where my money is
2. thats my dance , it does look sexy
3. im a chicken so no chance
4. totally true
5. totally true
6. totally true
7. never ever
8. n/a
9. probably
10. never ever
11. never ever
12. nah its because they are kiling my feet

okay i was bored lol

21. You start telling everyone that you "Have a GREAT idea!" But 5 minutes later, you can't remember what it was. 22. You begin to claim someone either stole or finished your drink, because it's no where to be found, only to have someone point out its been in your hand...the whole time... or you've finished it 20 minutes ago, along with 3 others....

23. When you smoke your any part of your body (usually your head) on random objects (most of which would be impossible to do sober) and think it hurts but it really doesn't.....at all.......

24. You wake up after passing out and smoke your head on your ceiling, because you forgot your bed was lofted.....

25. Added to your list of drunken makeouts for the night are not only the guys you find cute when sober, but also every drunk girl that arrived with you.

26. Every guy you talk to is now a future sex prospect, and you don't hold back telling them so...

26. You're determined to walk home (even though it's normally a 15 drive) only to wake up to your feet covered in dirt, blisters, and who knows what...

27. Your new favorite game is "try to catch me" as you run and hide from your friends who are trying to get you in the car to go home... at five in the morning..

28. Boys you would never be attracted to seem to look amazingly hot... and you might end up kissing one or two or three.