The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

> After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
> there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door and handed him a gun.
>
> 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what
> the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in
> a chair . . . Kill her!!'
>
> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The
> agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife and go home.'
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
> out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The
> agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
> were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging
> on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
>
> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat
> from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
> beat him to death with the chair.'
>
> MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

OMG

Every man should understand this! lol.

OMG that was to funny as hell thanks for sharing