IN ALABAMA


Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.


Incestuous marriages are legal.

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

You may not drive barefooted.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.


Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.


You must have windshield wipers on your car.


You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


Masks may not be worn in public.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


City Laws in Alabama

Anniston

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.


Auburn

No person may spit on the floor of a church.

It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Huntsville

If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

not finding the real thing, here, Joe

This law actually makes good sense. You get a much better angle from the third floor.

Can't hunt whales in the state of Utah (don't know if you know your geography but Utah is in the middle of Nevada and Colarado and there is no ocean anywhere near it).

Yay! Our tax dollars at work!

Tho i can see some of them being made long ago and never erased from the law books lol.

Because they are less demanding, don't have to be fed, and don't expect to be waited on hand and foot and they don't ask you "Was it good for you to?"

In Kentucky (this one is short for some reason)

1. Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

2. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

3. It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

In the city of Owensboro

1.One may not receive anal sex.

2.A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

In Fort Thomas

1. Dogs may not molest cars.

Those are really funny.

Colorado: There is still a law on the books that states that a horse thief can be hanged on the spot.

still a law in texas too

horse thiefs will be hanged

IN KANSAS


Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.


Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.


The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.


If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
City Laws in Kansas
Derby

It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.


Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.

Riding an animal down any road is against the law.

Dodge City

It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

Lawrence

All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.

No one may wear a bee in their hat.

Overland Park

One may not picket a funeral.

Russell

Musical car horns are banned.

Salina

It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.


Topeka

It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.

Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.

New York


Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.

thats just funny

women cant wear form hugging clothing but they can walk around topless lmao

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

Guess I won't be moving to Alabama in the near future...

yep... crazy, lol... me personal favorite though.. is the punishment for jumping off a building is death.... i'm left thinking........ hmm.... Ya think?

In Michigan,

Bumper stickers are illegal.

It's against the law to back into your drive way.

It's also against the law to back out of your drive way.

Anything hanging from your rear-view mirror will get you pulled over and possibly a ticket.

When driving, Looking at a cop will get you pulled over.

Not looking at a cop will also get you pulled over.