100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
| Topic: Yo momma | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
Forget yo momma. Lets clown on yo daddy. Yo daddy is so cheap that he wouldn't leave a tip at a circumcision.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo pop's head is so big, he doesn't have dreams, he has movies.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo daddy is so ugly his face hurts.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So your pop is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo daddy's ass is so flat that he has an aspirin ass. Just a little line in the middle.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your pop is so hairy Big foot is taking his picture.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your dad is so ugly that the doctor had to prescribe him a mirror.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your pop so clumsy, he got tangled up in a cell phone.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
yo daddy bo is so bad he makes onions cry
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"yo daddys so fat,
he doesn't have a birth certificate, he has blueprints."  
|
|
|
|
|
