A FEMALE REPORTER WAS WITH A SQUAW ABOUT TO INTERVIEW THE CHIEF, WHEN SHE SAW A INDIAN WITH 1 FEATHER, SHE ASKED WHAT THE FEATHER STOOD FOR AND WAS TOLD THAT HE WAS FAITHFUL TO 1 SQUAW, SEEING 2 FEATHERS ON A INDIAN, SHE AGAIN ASKED AND WAS TOLD HE WAS FAITHFUL TO 2 SQUAWS. WALKING AROUND, SHE BUMPED INTO THE CHIEF, AND ASKED AGAIN WHAT THEY WERE FOR, AND WAS TOLD HE WAS FAITHFUL TO ALL THE SQUAWS. HEARING THIS SHE LET OUT A GASP AND SAID"OH DEAR" THE CHIEF LOOKED AT HER AND SAID, "NO DEER, TAIL TOO HIGH, RUN TOO FAST"

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