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Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 05/14/08 09:55 AM
break wind? Just curious. Kinda like if a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around, is there a sound. I had a roommate in college who had enough thrust (when he cut the cheese) to launch the space shuttle.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 05/14/08 09:56 AM
My ex did, except it came out her MOUTH!!!!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 05/14/08 09:56 AM
You don't have kids?

lcjw Joined Thu 10/11/07 Posts: 8594	Wed 05/14/08 09:57 AM
My ex did, except it came out her MOUTH!!!!

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Wed 05/14/08 09:58 AM
break wind? Just curious. Kinda like if a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around, is there a sound. I had a roommate in college who had enough thrust (when he cut the cheese) to launch the space shuttle. fetish?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 05/14/08 09:59 AM
You don't have kids? Not any more. Do kids cause flatulence?

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Wed 05/14/08 10:01 AM
break wind? Just curious. Kinda like if a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around, is there a sound. I had a roommate in college who had enough thrust (when he cut the cheese) to launch the space shuttle. Ive been known to clear a room...Im very proud of that fact.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 05/14/08 10:01 AM
break wind? Just curious. Kinda like if a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around, is there a sound. I had a roommate in college who had enough thrust (when he cut the cheese) to launch the space shuttle. fetish? No. At least, not in that area. Might have a thing for spandex.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 05/14/08 10:03 AM
You don't have kids? Not any more. Do kids cause flatulence? No, pregnant women are usually VERY flatulent.

kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Wed 05/14/08 10:04 AM
No they expel wind discreetly through a series of recycling tubes till the room smells of roses............riiiiiiiiight

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 05/14/08 10:08 AM
You don't have kids? Not any more. Do kids cause flatulence? No, pregnant women are usually VERY flatulent. That's funny, my ex always said that it was me but I didn't realize it.

Silntstrnger Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 4265	Wed 05/14/08 10:08 AM
No they expel wind discreetly through a series of recycling tubes till the room smells of roses............riiiiiiiiight everytime i did that i had a ex that would say"ahh smells like strawberries". haha

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 05/14/08 10:08 AM
Your ex lied to you.

wildsideof35 Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 2189	Wed 05/14/08 10:10 AM
My guess is that we all do from time to time...now admitting it is a different story....

kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Wed 05/14/08 10:10 AM
No they expel wind discreetly through a series of recycling tubes till the room smells of roses............riiiiiiiiight everytime i did that i had a ex that would say"ahh smells like strawberries". haha I would have checked the sell by date on those strawberries

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 05/14/08 10:12 AM
No they expel wind discreetly through a series of recycling tubes till the room smells of roses............riiiiiiiiight everytime i did that i had a ex that would say"ahh smells like strawberries". haha If that were true, I would send you a Mason jar, a pack od Mentos and a 20 oz. Diet Coke and have you fire away.

Joni321 Joined Tue 06/05/07 Posts: 650	Wed 05/14/08 10:12 AM
Only when the mood hits me.......or dairy product....

Nickinolosers Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 15208	Wed 05/14/08 10:14 AM
OOOHHHHHHHHH flippin' please, ever eat a salad?????????????

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 05/14/08 10:18 AM
OOOHHHHHHHHH flippin' please, ever eat a salad????????????? You're lucky to be getting off the hook with just breaking wind if you're eating salad.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Wed 05/14/08 10:20 AM
hey ... ya gotta do what ya gotta do when ya gotta do it pal! my ex used to say women didnt fart...wtf? i asked if he ever heard his mother and he said NEVER. damn, i cant believe she hasnt exploded by now lmao