60 Things Most Girls Don't Know
a guy wrote this~

~Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5
guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys
open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're
gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he
forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex
love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-an
d-then-have-her-realize-ho
w-wonderful-and-nice-you-a
re
method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know
what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is
far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong
and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come
up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never
works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents
for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him
wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen
to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your
relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use
beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she
doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to
figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys
think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no
guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted
, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think
about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time
with the girl.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is
key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read
and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being
whipped.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it
and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys
rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,
"Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen
that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when
you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely
thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too
much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a
day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn
to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean
he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before
making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not
seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you
just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about
yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that
he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even
if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to
let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple
times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he
really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Most of these are way too accurate to see the light of day.

Girl those are great and sure alot of them are very true
good post keep them coming.

hey that sounds just like me....lol god one marilyn

thanks.. for the post.. it was really insightful

YA nowdays we need all the help we can get to understand
MEN and they say we are hard to understand Shsssssssssh lol

men are just simple creatures ladys.....lolol this should open the
floodgates......lmao

I agree girl we need all the help we can get they can be
complicated

ROFLMAO, simple my ass they are just as hard to figure
out as women. lmao

i am not....i'm easy.....lolol

Yeah right ,i haven't met one yet that was easy to figure out

well you have now marilyn...........lol

Hummm your easy how easy are you lmao

forget it gal..........LMAO you are just something else...lol

Awwwwww now ya just went and blew my fun thought I was gonna have some
fun with that one lol. Hummm seee I'm not the one that said I was easy
lol teach ya to think before ya speaklol

well that probably will never happen..........it's not what i said, it's
how you took it......lolol

Well now heck I can't help it if my poor mind stays in the gutter
shssssssssssssssh But believe me it gets crowded down her at times
too!

ALL LADIES OR IS IT CO-ED....LOLOL

Hell it better be a CO-ED thing hummmmmmmmm don't want no lady next to
me with those thoughts

ROFLMAO!

well my mind is in the gutter to texsgal ,cuz i was going to ask him the
very same thing as a matter of fact i will just how easy are
you slow ?
just teaseing