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I randomly chose several of you ladies. I typed in your area code and did a search just to see what you had to choose from out there. There is NOTHING! I am the closest man available, Sorry your stuck with me  so give it up and look no more. Geeez the things I have to do. It's a sacrafice I know and I regret there is only one me for so many of you but a man must do what a man must do.   
  
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I randomly chose several of you ladies. I typed in your area code and did a search just to see what you had to choose from out there. There is NOTHING! I am the closest man available, Sorry your stuck with me so give it up and look no more. Geeez the things I have to do. It's a sacrafice I know and I regret there is only one me for so many of you but a man must do what a man must do.
That is absolutely brilliant! So much more enticing and subtle than that "I have a rare disease and I will die in 10 minutes if a local girl doesn't e-mail me" strategy I was going to try. Gotta give you a bunch of extra points for originality....! 
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By the way, I'm down to 8 minutes now.
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I randomly chose several of you ladies. I typed in your area code and did a search just to see what you had to choose from out there. There is NOTHING! I am the closest man available, Sorry your stuck with me so give it up and look no more. Geeez the things I have to do. It's a sacrafice I know and I regret there is only one me for so many of you but a man must do what a man must do.
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It's only ever been you baby...
But don't worry I was a virgin for like 5 different guys too...
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I randomly chose several of you ladies. I typed in your area code and did a search just to see what you had to choose from out there. There is NOTHING! I am the closest man available, Sorry your stuck with me so give it up and look no more. Geeez the things I have to do. It's a sacrafice I know and I regret there is only one me for so many of you but a man must do what a man must do.
...makin my life a whole lot easier...
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