Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says,
"Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the
family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the
money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The
Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go
think about this and see if it makes sense."

So little Johnny goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room
only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So Little Johnny goes to
his parents room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes
to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peep
hole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes
back to bed.

The next morning, Little Johnny says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

Little Johnny replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep sh*t."

"Sounds about right to me, son."

OMFG!!! Freakin great!!!

Ain't that the truth??!!
Too funny.
PMS

Too true

LMAO.....
WAITE, I KNOW
THAT NANNY.......

OMG That's Great!!