Topic: Poor Ol' Guy
Topsykretts's photo
Sat 05/24/08 07:35 AM
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

" No," he replied, "arthritis."

tanyaann's photo
Sat 05/24/08 07:36 AM
laugh

No1sLove's photo
Sat 05/24/08 07:39 AM
laugh cute

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Sat 05/24/08 07:44 AM
bigsmile what do you get when you offer a blond a penny for her thoughts...........change!laugh

soffit's photo
Sat 05/24/08 07:48 AM
laugh laugh :wink: drinker bigsmile

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Sat 05/24/08 07:54 AM
bigsmile a blond suffering from a sore throat went to see her doctor. he asked her to sit down and, "open wide". "i cant," she replied. "this chair has arms on it"!laugh laugh