A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As
they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his
trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them
on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your
trousers." she said. "Thats right, said the husband, "and dont you ever
forget it. Im the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she
flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and
found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said.
I cant get into your panties!" She replied, "Thats right...and thats the
way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Gotta love that woman