DOS Beer:
Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the
directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an
8-oz can, but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided into
8 compartments of 2-oz each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon
to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking
it after it's no longer available.

MAC Beer:
At first, came only in a 16-oz can, but now comes in a 32-oz can.
Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical.
When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list
is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are
told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to
drag your empties to the wastebin.

Windows 95 Beer:
The world's most popular beer. Comes in a 16-oz can that looks a lot
like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that
it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality
you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you
are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for no
apparent reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.

Windows 98 Beer:
See Windows 95 beer above. About the same but Windows 98 beer creates
less gas and makes you crash less.

Windows 2000 Beer:
A new beer on the market. A lot of people have taste tested it and claim
it's wonderful. The can looks like Mac and OS/2 Beer's can, but tastes
like Windows 95/98 Beer. It comes in 32-oz cans, but when you look
inside, the cans only have 16-oz of beer in them. Most people will
probably keep drinking Windows 95/98 Beer until their friends try
Windows 2000 Beer and say they like it. The ingredients list, when you
look at the small print, has some of the same ingredients that come in
DOS and Mac Beer, even though the manufacturer claims that this is an
entirely new brew.

Windows NT Beer:
Comes in 32-oz cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This
causes most people to go out and buy bigger refrigerators. The can looks
just like Windows 95 Beer's, but the company promises to change the can
to look like Windows 2000 Beer's, after Windows 2000 Beer starts
shipping well. Touted as an "industrial strength" beer, and suggested
only for use in bars.

Unix Beer:
Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8-oz to 64-oz.
Drinkers on Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even though they
claim that all the different brands taste almost identical. Sometimes
the pop-tops break off when you try to open them, so you have to have
your own can opener around for these occasions, in which case you either
need a complete set of instructions, or a friend who has been drinking
Unix Beer for several years...

AmigaOS Beer:
The company has gone out of business, but their recipe has been picked
up by some weird German company, so now this beer will be an import.
This beer never really sold very well, because the original manufacturer
didn't understand marketing. Like Unix Beer, AmigaDOS Beer fans are an
extremely loyal and loud group. it originally came in a 16-oz can, but
now comes in 32-oz cans too. When this can was originally introduced, it
appeared flashy and colourful, but the design hasn't changed much over
the years, so it appears dated now. Critics of this beer claim that it
is only meant for watching TV anyway.

Very Funny

thanks

love2.. missed you and your jokes.. thanks for the laugh

Thanks Boo,,I hope everyone here,,is up to hearing my big mouth
again,,lol,,but in all I just love making you all smile and feel good
after a joke or two,,but Im to say sorry for not being around,,things
happen,,and im getting things done again,,I hope to hear back from the
ones that know me,,and even the ones that dont,,Im not ((NEW to this for
the new ones here,,,Im the shoulder for everyone,,,,,,Love to
all,,,,,,aka MR.AUDIO

Good one

geeks need drinks to,,,,,