A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor
condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her
in his arms.

While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you
suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped
her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it,
she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I
screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her

that was funny

That was too FUNNY!!!!

THAT WAS TO
FUNNY...

Wow! What luck!

damned if u do and damned if don't

SOOO wrong...but freakin hilarious.

My thoughts exactly mtnguy

this was hillarious