This is TOO funny

Please type out the sentence you end up with, in the Subject line and
forward it back to me-Let's see how many people are down for having some
fun.

Mines say: I danced with a birdbath because because I'm sexy and I do
what I want. - LOL


***Pick the Month you were born:***
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I danced with
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September--- I danced with
October------I sang to
November---- I yelled at
December---- I ran over

***Pick the day (number) you were born on:***
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward it
back to me. I can't wait to see the responses

I Loved a Mexican because I was High !


Thats too funny

I danced with a goat because I was drunk

Now that is the only reason I can think of to dance with a goat.

Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm lovin' this game....keep em comin'

I smoked a baseball hat cause thats how i roll...lmao

i did the macerana with a squirrell because im sexxy and i do what i
want.lmao

So you are wearing a blue shirt too huh Lion?

yeppers . its my honeys fav shirt lol.

I ran over a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I
want...

I kicked a monster beacuse I am a ninja!!
good one queen

hey silly you got the same bday as my bro

I'm cracking up from some of these replies. Keep em comin'

the 2nd for me Lion, him too?

yep my brother ben is jan 2nd too.

Lion is he a goofball like me??

ummm been is really weird i wouldnt call him a goof but he is really
weird.lol

ben even lol.i cant even type my own bros name.how bad is that lol.

it's ok ya proly got baby powder on those fingertips from tossing the

I danced with a Mexican cause im sexy and i can do what i want

This is for my Babe (((Terry))) iam4u