Topic: What Can Rough Sex Do 4 U
Loves2Please's photo
Thu 09/14/06 03:01 AM
Having rough sex [make it hurt!!!] burns 543 calories.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it
whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than
mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad opening the door.............1942 cal



Send this right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25
tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10
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If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen
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This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you
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brandie986969's photo
Thu 09/14/06 06:39 AM
im guessing u got that from myspace LOL.

sage's photo
Thu 09/14/06 08:50 AM
That is the funniest post I've read in awhile. Thanks for the laugh!

no photo
Sun 09/17/06 12:41 PM
Thanks for the reminder I need to go visit my man in 30mins LOL :)

no photo
Sun 09/17/06 01:43 PM
rough sex is great if you have someone that is as into it as you are.

andreww38's photo
Mon 09/18/06 08:48 PM
and here i thought rough sex involved sandpaper...


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countrygal1982's photo
Wed 09/20/06 01:25 PM
Man that was good!! lol

suitsmefine's photo
Wed 09/20/06 01:47 PM
Thanks ! I needed a good laugh =) Now I'm trying to think of who to send
it to without offending anyone seriously. ROFLMAO !

no photo
Thu 09/21/06 12:30 AM
BACK ACH!!

chismah's photo
Thu 09/21/06 08:59 AM
Well for one thing rough sex would make my head hurt if she likes to be
the dominate type and she keeps hitting my head against the bed board
heh heh ^_^

But I actually don't know what rough sex is because I am still a virgin
so I really can't say but hey that doesn't stop me from having a cool
imagination eh??

Heh HeH ^_~

chismah's photo
Thu 09/21/06 09:00 AM
HmmMmMMm actually now that I think about it...

I think rough sex would really really really HURT because it's so rough
(>_<) they don't call it that for nothing guy!!!

Loves2Please's photo
Thu 09/28/06 02:23 PM
Damn thats it,,10 people having ruff sex,,yall suck,,lol,,joking,,well
at least during sex ,,lol,,

no photo
Fri 09/29/06 08:10 PM
Funny I'm due a tone up thank God for weekends LOL I just perfer three
at a time thank you; so who will be this weekend :)

Cancer26's photo
Sun 10/01/06 11:00 AM
LOL... Wow, that was interesting and funny. Good laugh. Just
wondering... how old r u? Rough sex is great to have sometimes, it makes
me feel sexy. If you can make a man be real macho and then make his toes
curl, you're the man! (the woman)

no photo
Wed 10/18/06 12:01 PM
LOl!!!! That was good!!!

MLG40's photo
Tue 09/02/08 05:41 AM

Having rough sex [make it hurt!!!] burns 543 calories.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it
whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than
mouth wash, so suck a **** and save a smile.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad opening the door.............1942 cal



Send this right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25
tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10
years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen
tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you
online.

REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex Facts