I see you've met all the men in Sarasota.

I've been to Sarasota/Bradenton. I love it there.

Let's trade places, Please.

Good to see you again Morena.
I do believe I know several men who fit that description very well. Good post.

Perhaps you are not peeling your bananas correctly.

ohhhhh ahhhhhh waaaaaaoooooooo
I never thought of that,,, the peeling thing huh!!!

how do you peel a banana

Gently and with your hands - as you nibble from the top down.

A girl can never get too much potassium.

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like ....... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ....... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ...... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ....... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.