Your so ugly, that you looked out the window and got arrested or mooning
!!!!!!!!



now who got some more !!!!

your so ugly, your moma had to feed you with a sling shot!!!

roflmao,, got arrested for mooning lmao!!! roflmao!!

You're so ugly your momma had to tire a pork chop around your neck to
get the dog to play with you.

You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get
the dog to play with you.

your so ugly!

they slapped your mama when you were born!!

lmao!!roflmao!!

You're so ugly, Dracula has to bite you in the foot....

your so hairy it looks like you got buckwheat in a headlock..

Sorry Garden forge great minds and all. You're so ugly your own momma
turned you down for a date!

you're so ugly the Doctor slapped your Mother when you were born!!

your so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't know which end to
slap

you're so ugly your momma shaved your butt and made you walk around on
your hands.

Your so ugly, your parents traded you at the zoo for a Baboon.

Your so ugly that you must of fell out of the ugly tree when you were
little,and hitting every branch on the way down.

Your so ugly,your shadow runs away from you.

Your so ugly that when you entered a ugly competition the judges said
"sorry,no professionals".

YOUR SO UGLY, YOUR MOMA PUT YOUR PICTURE ON COOKIE DOE TO MAKE MONSTER
COOKIES

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an
application.

If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens.

You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your
face will do just fine.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your
incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to
stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and
slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got
arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.

You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into
shock.

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself,
"Damn, I should've
just given head."

I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in
the field.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster
cookies.

You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run
for the border.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.

You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for
bringing him back."

You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.

You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.

You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.

You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus.

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the
lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.

You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.

You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on
strike.

You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.

You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an
anti-theft device.

You're so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at
it.

You're so ugly, people create a Jackson Pollock style painting when they
spew on the floor.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your
incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to
stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

you're so ugly your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get
the dog to play with you.

Your so ugly your parents borrowed the neighbors kid to take to church!

Your so ugly your first article of clothing was a face tobogan so you
could look out the window!