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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." |
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here is a joke
a man bought his first computer and did not want his wife to have access to it. He decided to put in a password that the wife would not be able to figure out. so he types as his password... PENIS the computer says "password denied as too short" |
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