Q: Where can men over the age of 55 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 55+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 55+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 55+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 55+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 55+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

Now that made me feel old....