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Things have gotten really bad when you are afraid to grab the soap when you are alone in the shower. That's true..... |
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My love for you is like a hawk, Berserkerrrrrrrrr Would you like to suck my c0ck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr My love for you is like a truck, Berserkeerrrrrrrr Would you like to go make phuck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr
Yeah I know you know where that is from!
Clerks baby. Love Kevin Smith. YES!
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YOu guys are great. Thanks for entertaining me and not letting my failed attempts...... well....... fail...
you failed???????? now that's depressing! oh I am so so so sorry! No I never fail. I was talking about the thread. LOL But sometimes........ We all need A HAND whew, I was really feeling bad for ya there for a minute
oh wait....I still do
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Things have gotten really bad when you are afraid to grab the soap when you are alone in the shower. That's true..... but but but...wouldn't that be a good thing in this case? |
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Faking an orgasm must be a B!TCH!
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....as I see a thread titled "I'm emotionally unfit for a relationship" pop up
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....as I see a thread titled "I'm emotionally unfit for a relationship" pop up
Always the problem...........I'm fine with myself sexually but don't fulfill my own emotional needs. |
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you can't have it all and be everything to everybody
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I'm gonna make love to myself! And you just got a ticket for front row! Prepare to hurl!
Sweet! Front row tickets!
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How can one be a selfish lover when they are screwing themselves?
This is getting too bizarre for me!...AND I"M MAJORLY SCREWED UP!
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I'm almost afraid to ask what happened to Faust...we've lost him...but do I really want to know????????
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I'm gonna make love to myself! And you just got a ticket for front row! Prepare to hurl!
Sweet! Front row tickets!
Um....you might want to move back a few rows for this.... |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Wed 07/16/08 10:57 PM
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I'm almost afraid to ask what happened to Faust...we've lost him...but do I really want to know???????? He'll be back feeling self-satisfied AND used.
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and gloating it's the best piece he ever had |
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ok he's been gone way too long for this....he musta passed out on himself, he just can't win
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and gloating it's the best piece he ever had 1/2 the time bragging & 1/2 the time crying in the locker room |
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easy come...easy go
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Wed 07/16/08 11:09 PM
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Self sufficiency gives that type of freedom
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bet he's off writing a testimonial to the best he's ever had
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Random, I just hope tonight was as good for you as it was for me
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Yeah I know you know where that is from!

I'm gonna make love to myself! And you just got a ticket for front row! Prepare to hurl!