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      aww come on I just want to know... need to know    | |
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      maybe its got something to do with blue balls...
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      ooohhhhhhh i get it LMAO    | |
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      blueballs   lmao  I was chatting with jenn82   sorry jenn  pm me please
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      ok I took a deep breath am not so blue any more
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      Woo hoo...go jenn_82!!!
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      No JP;you do not look like a smurf.Are you 3 apples tall(lmao)and solid  blue.O.K.1)bear~hug2)self~esteem boost.Excellent!How do feel now j/p?Bearific;now it is time for CPR on Jenn(lmao)  JM=ROTFLMAO@3 apples tall in mushroom land. K~Jenn.Stop turning blue you're freaking out the bear.Here is a visual to inspire ya.Picture a bear pinching off your nostrils with 2 bear claws and a bear snout slowly coming closer to your face to perform CPR(lmao)K are you ready Jenn?(((bear~hug)))Godspeed!cybear.           | |
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      OKAY JEN, THAT WAS COOL, BUT STOP HOLDING YOUR BREATH, YOU WILL CONTINUE  TO TURN BLUE IF YOU DO!!!LMAO!! | |
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      LMAO @ Bear
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      I am ok now I got my color back ty Cyber bear
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      wow I feel better I was getting dizzy for a minute there
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      Jp. You don't live in a mushroom do you?
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      actually im 20 apples tall
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      Taking mushrooms maybe?
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      your going to make me ask (sign) again Why do they call you smurf???
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      no mushrooms,  smurfette kicked me out so she got that
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      trying to keep up  they call me smurf at work  since im short  so it  kinda stuck | |
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      ok where did everyone go?
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