A woman walked up to the bar,and she gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.As he did,she gently caressed his full beard...
'Are you the manager?' she asked,softly stroking his face with both hands.'Actually,no,'he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,'she said,running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,'said the bartender..'Is there anything I can do for you?'
'Yes,I need you to give him a message,'she continued,running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slightly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?'the bartender managed to say.
'Please tell him'she whispered,'There's "No" toilet paper,hand soap,or paper towels in the ladies restroom.

THAT IS JUST F%$#^&@ UP, BUT FUNNY AS HELL

Got to tell that one to my friends