Topic: Mexican maid
justme659's photo
Sat 07/26/08 03:38 PM
Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now
Maria, why do you
want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why Iwant an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE

slaphead laugh


RJR1's photo
Sat 07/26/08 03:42 PM
noway rofl rofl rofl

jessed's photo
Sat 07/26/08 07:29 PM
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tmicindy's photo
Sat 07/26/08 07:34 PM
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PrincessPeaches's photo
Sun 07/27/08 10:02 AM
surprised didn't see that comming