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Topic: THIS SHOULD BE FUN!!!!!!!!
tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Tue 08/05/08 10:55 AM
WHAT IS THE WORST " EXCUSE " YOU HAVE USED, OR HAVE HEARD SOMEONE ELSE USE, TO GET OUT OF SOMETHING?????

Jules0565 Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 4485	Tue 08/05/08 10:58 AM
to someone who was really rude and obnoxious... "I have better things to do, I must go clean the toilet"

tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Tue 08/05/08 10:58 AM
to someone who was really rude and obnoxious... "I have better things to do, I must go clean the toilet"

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Tue 08/05/08 10:58 AM
She called in "tired" to work

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Tue 08/05/08 10:59 AM
I repeatedly call into work dead. but it never seems to work.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 08/05/08 11:00 AM
I think its awful to lie about a ficticously dead or dying family member.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Tue 08/05/08 11:00 AM Edited by Jill298 on Tue 08/05/08 11:01 AM
my 15 year old nephew the other day tried to explain his hickie on his neck by saying he was swimming and hit his neck on the side of the pool... and caused a bruise

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Tue 08/05/08 11:01 AM Edited by lionsbrew on Tue 08/05/08 11:02 AM
ive called out well before.......well i aint coming the hell in today

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 08/05/08 11:02 AM
Oh Oh Oh..... I got one. "I can't use a condom, I think I'm allergic". Okay, buh bye...

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Tue 08/05/08 11:02 AM
anal glaucoma.. i can't see my ass coming in to work today

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Tue 08/05/08 11:03 AM
Yo doggg i ran outta gas,

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Tue 08/05/08 11:03 AM
Oh Oh Oh..... I got one. "I can't use a condom, I think I'm allergic". Okay, buh bye... yea I've heard that one before too

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Tue 08/05/08 11:04 AM
Oh Oh Oh..... I got one. "I can't use a condom, I think I'm allergic". Okay, buh bye... my ex wife tried using that one me she said she was allergic to latex.......we used one anyway and i still got her prego.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 08/05/08 11:04 AM
Oh Oh Oh..... I got one. "I can't use a condom, I think I'm allergic". Okay, buh bye... yea I've heard that one before too It's like the line you hear, "I'm not really a drinker".... from the dude who drank too much on both dates [and got sloppy](and last dates with us....)

Jules0565 Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 4485	Tue 08/05/08 11:04 AM
Oh Oh Oh..... I got one. "I can't use a condom, I think I'm allergic". Okay, buh bye... Or.. I don't like to use them.. it takes away the "sensation" pffff

tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Tue 08/05/08 11:06 AM
THESE ARE GOOD

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Tue 08/05/08 11:07 AM
im a big fan of the im taking a mental health day

RJR1 Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 548	Tue 08/05/08 11:08 AM
I think its awful to lie about a ficticously dead or dying family member. I'm always scared of karma coming and getting me. It has a way of doing that.

SugarDoll_F4X1 Joined Fri 06/20/08 Posts: 26	Tue 08/05/08 11:09 AM
"Oh im sorry my phone died" but in reality they just went to the block list which sends their call straight to voicemail hahaha only when they turn out to be perverted...

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 08/05/08 11:10 AM
One night, I had a really really bad day and I called my boss and told her I was opening a bottle of wine and couldn't go in the next day. She was very kind, I aoplogized and she understood (I mean almost catastrophically bad day).... Anyhow. I did take that day off. My kind boss offered me some of her sick days when I returned. Luckily, the situation turned out to be not as bad as originally portrayed... but I still called off by saying I was planning on getting drunk...