| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 104 | |
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      Caged animal?
     
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      caged midget 
    
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      Oh yeah the jail pics were funny!
     
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      omg I was in the dmv yesterday and I overheard this really short guy say he was 5 ft 3 to the dmv officer.  Im 5 ft 2 and that guy looked like a midget.  I looked at my uncle who was there and I said....."Am I that short??? He said yes....but your 1 inch shorter!!! 
    
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      Dear diary.......I never realized I was soooooooo short until someone told me!!! I always thought I was normal!! 
            
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      Find that pic of otis the drunk behind bars from the tv show mayberry RFD.
     
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      5foot FREAKIN 2 ??? 
    ....... egads thats tiny woman ....        Just yanking your chain   
I think I would be looking a LONG way down at ya ...         
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     Find that pic of otis the drunk behind bars from the tv show mayberry RFD.       
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      I think your tall. But that's because I put you on a pedastal cuz me like you lots.
     
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     5foot FREAKIN 2 ???   ....... egads thats tiny woman ....        Just yanking your chain   
I think I would be looking a LONG way down at ya ...         
        
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     I think your tall. But that's because I put you on a pedastal cuz me like you lots.             You love me long time????    
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      It was sooooooooo funny going into the dmv office with my midget dad, midget uncle, me midget and my 6ft 1 son!!!
 
  I said....."How did you get so tall???"""  | 
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      I feel gypsy is my equal in every way. So she looks much taller to me.
     
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      Oh!!!! I forgot to tell you guys........when in the dmv office I asked me son.........twice.........
 
  "DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?"             AHHHHHHHHHHHHH the various shades of red on a 16 yr old boy........
PRICELESS!!!           
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     I think your tall. But that's because I put you on a pedastal cuz me like you lots.             You love me long time????    
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      Thats what mini me gets when he doesnt do what he is TOLD!!!!
 
  I told him I would "remember that"       
Yes mommy is evil mwhahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!           
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     Oh!!!! I forgot to tell you guys........when in the dmv office I asked me son.........twice......... "DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?"             AHHHHHHHHHHHHH the various shades of red on a 16 yr old boy........
PRICELESS!!!           
HAHAHAHHAHAHA I do that to my kids in public too....  | 
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     I think your tall. But that's because I put you on a pedastal cuz me like you lots.             You love me long time????    
      omg what is in this tea???      
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     Oh!!!! I forgot to tell you guys........when in the dmv office I asked me son.........twice......... "DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?"             AHHHHHHHHHHHHH the various shades of red on a 16 yr old boy........
PRICELESS!!!           
HAHAHAHHAHAHA I do that to my kids in public too....       
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      I agree I think the kids DO like it , in secret .. lol ... 
 
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