I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's
been,it's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ..I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
be
the daddy."
"Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my
heart.

thats funny but I should take offense

Oh, hon. Don't take offense. It's just a funny. lmao.

I think you are a great Dad.

who thinks you r a sweety oh that must MMMMEEEEEE

Kids know the truth don't they!!!! NO just kidding I knowsome really
great dads but kids do say the darndest things especially at times when
you do not want them to!!!

OMGROFLMFAO!!!!

Someone call 911, I cant stop laughing...

911,911...

We have a casualty here. Send the oxygen over!!!!

The innocience of children really can light up your day. Thanks for the
laugh.

When my son was younger he asked his dad where babies come from. Well
being a quick thinker his dad told him that men and only men have a
secret recipe for a drink that they mix up and give to the woman. When
the woman drinks it, she becomes pregnant. My son then askes why the
women don't know the recipe and his dad told him that if the men let the
women know it then they wouldnt need the man any more to have children.
This is a true story by the way.

LOL. Thats funny! My sister is 12 yrs younger than I. One day she asked
me where babies come from and being 15 at the time I told her that only
a mommy and a daddy who were in love and had good jobs could have them
because babies are very expensive. After a long silience and a perplexed
look an the 6 yr olds face she replied "How much was I?"

grreeeeaaatt

hummmm ... to be annoyed or laugh my AZZ off ??.. lmao .... ok .

that's cute")