When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, 'Oh,....'Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'

Horrified, Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show youhow to do it properly.' She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. 'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed,'What did you do that for?'

Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.

LOL

didn't want the squirrel to get his nuts

Tarzan then used his fingers very slowly to explore Jane, and then used his tongue untill Jane was ready to explode.
Oh Tarzan what are you doing to me? Jane asked breathlessly????
Tarzan replied, I check for bees first, no bees now but plenty of honey.

now that was funny!