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it might be a good pic as far as clarity, but my looks are no more....i look like a phucked up tank, that got hit by a machine gun  
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nobody complains about my new crypt, and i don't have six-thousand honey-do's!!!!!   I always preferred the 6 thousand Honey Do Me's well, i'm too isolated to be "DONE",, and i'm still getting over the fact that i look rather hidious, or so my ex says....but i can live with hidious!! there's just no sex in my future...  yeah,.....it's been about seven years now. lot's of masturbating..... sometimes i'm on top, and .... 7 years I think that qualifies you as a Virgin Again!!! naa, it just turns to stone after a while...at least i think it's stone.....well, i dunno.....it's friggin hard all the time!!!! |
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DARK........YOU NEED TO GET LAID!!!
 BEFORE IT FALLS OFF!!!
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I can sleep diagonally, sideways, or at the opposite end of the bed and there's nobody there to get in my way!
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it's ok, it's called morning wood ! it will go away once you go pee-pee !
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it might be a good pic as far as clarity, but my looks are no more....i look like a phucked up tank, that got hit by a machine gun naa, i've seen you!!! you look incredible....can't hide that, even in pieces of face that you put on here..  
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I can sleep diagonally, sideways, or at the opposite end of the bed and there's nobody there to get in my way!
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Fri 08/29/08 12:08 AM
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it's ok, it's called morning wood ! it will go away once you go pee-pee ! yeah right....it's not morning, pal. it wasn't this afternoon either...neither are the callouses on my member. it's diorite stone, that's what it is...i just pee'ed...it didn't go down.....i think i'll go phuck a tree, since there's nobody in this nat'l park that's under 400 lbs. besides bears don't like it and they run. |
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it might be a good pic as far as clarity, but my looks are no more....i look like a phucked up tank, that got hit by a machine gun naa, i've seen you!!! you look incredible....can't hide that, even in pieces of face that you put on here..  But still.........I can still wear my granny pantaloons with my sweat pants with my nightgown with a bright orange hoodie and..... NOBODY CARES!!!
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it's ok, it's called morning wood ! it will go away once you go pee-pee ! yeah right....it's not morning, pal. it wasn't this afternoon either...neither are the callouses on my member. it's diorite stone, that's what it is... 
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i get to kill all of the spiders myself..........
with a hammer!!! AND NOBODY CARES!!!
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it's ok, it's called morning wood ! it will go away once you go pee-pee ! yeah right....it's not morning, pal. it wasn't this afternoon either...neither are the callouses on my member. it's diorite stone, that's what it is... nnaaa!! it's the third hardest stone. but i have lost sensitivity, and the insane staying power doesn't do alot of good ......when there's nobody frigging here!!!!!
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Positive aspects of being single...
1. One vote is a landslide majority. 2. I can vanish, simply by not staying in touch. 3. The world is my oyster, and I keep the pearls. 4. I change who I am; and I am new, every day!
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Fri 08/29/08 12:20 AM
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DARK........YOU NEED TO GET LAID!!! BEFORE IT FALLS OFF!!! unless someone comes with a knife while i'm sleeping......it's not coming off. i love to perform oral, but that ain't happinin either, unless...oh sh!t, that bobcat out back's in trouble now!!!! hey!!!come back here!!!! here kitty kitty!!!!!! mew!!!(she's hot!!!)
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owl,
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it's ok, it's called morning wood ! it will go away once you go pee-pee ! yeah right....it's not morning, pal. it wasn't this afternoon either...neither are the callouses on my member. it's diorite stone, that's what it is... nnaaa!! it's the third hardest stone. but i have lost sensitivity, and the insane staying power doesn't do alot of good ......when there's nobody frigging here!!!!!
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owl, thanks chevy. things could be worse. we all could be in a burn ward, or a quadriped ward....we are lucky everyday that we aren't....i count my blessings!!!!(i'd still like to devour some beauty now and then, but hey!!!!
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But hey????? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????
Single is soooooooooo much better!!!
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it's ok, it's called morning wood ! it will go away once you go pee-pee ! yeah right....it's not morning, pal. it wasn't this afternoon either...neither are the callouses on my member. it's diorite stone, that's what it is... nnaaa!! it's the third hardest stone. but i have lost sensitivity, and the insane staying power doesn't do alot of good ......when there's nobody frigging here!!!!! what????teach lessons on sex deprivation so long that you get hard even when you look at dandelions??? |
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Why are you doing this to yourself???
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