There were two preachers who were visiting this elderly lady. The one preacher was doing all of the talking and the other got bored. The one not talking noticed a bowl of peanuts on the table and started to nibble. The conversation went on for a while and by the end, the silent preacher had eaten the whole bowl of peanuts, so the other preacher said, "I am sorry about him eating all of your peanuts. Please let me pay for them." The lady replied, "No need to do that. I have no teeth so I can't eat the peanuts I just buy peanut M & M's and suck the chocolate off and spit the peanuts back in the bowl".

Well that'll teach ya!

lol good one :D