before marriage

john - ah....at last, i can hardly wait!
jane - do you want me to leave?
john - NO! dont even think about it
jane - do you love me?
jonh - of course! always have and always will!
jane - have you ever cheated on me?
john - NO! why are you even asking?
jane - will you kiss me?
john - every chance i get!
jane - will you hit me?
john - hell no! are you crazy?!
jane - can i trust you?
john - yes
jane - darling!


after marriage
( now read it from the bottom back to the top)