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Topic: can someone please tell me...
feralcatlady's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:07 PM


Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:


I Don't Freakin Think So.



The moral of the story.....don't kiss any frogs....gigglesnort.

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:10 PM

I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing

the_mind_flayer's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:11 PM


I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:11 PM

how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:
:banana: monkeys first:banana:

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:12 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 04:16 PM


I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


Nope, your the first one and your the first witch I ever sang too to. So , I mean thats gota say somthin about me right???

ahhh YOur a good witch right???

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:14 PM



I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.


Jealous…jellloooouussssy ..player hater

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:15 PM


how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:
:banana: monkeys first:banana:


LITTLE MONKEY!!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YA BEEN MY FRIEND??????????

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:17 PM

[Nope, your the first one and your the first witch I ever sang too to. So , I mean thats gota say somthin about me right???



hmmmmmmmmm.......yes, but what?

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:17 PM



I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.


Mindflayer. How ya doing tonight? flowerforyou

timothis_guitarist's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:18 PM
how many frogs...till you kiss the right one:wink:

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:18 PM




ahhh YOur a good witch right???


depends on my mood.

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:19 PM


[Nope, your the first one and your the first witch I ever sang too to. So , I mean thats gota say somthin about me right???



hmmmmmmmmm.......yes, but what?



That I like women who look a little like demi moore.

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:19 PM



[Nope, your the first one and your the first witch I ever sang too to. So , I mean thats gota say somthin about me right???



hmmmmmmmmm.......yes, but what?



That I like women who look a little like demi moore.


laugh You're good. flowerforyou flowerforyou

the_mind_flayer's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:21 PM




I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.


Jealous…jellloooouussssy ..player hater


Nah, just amateur poetry.

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:21 PM




[Nope, your the first one and your the first witch I ever sang too to. So , I mean thats gota say somthin about me right???



hmmmmmmmmm.......yes, but what?



That I like women who look a little like demi moore.


laugh You're good. flowerforyou flowerforyou


I bet you are too....Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!

franshade's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:22 PM





I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.


Jealous…jellloooouussssy ..player hater


Nah, just amateur poetry.


It's a song, You'll never find sung by Lou Rawls amongst others

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:22 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 04:23 PM





I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.


Jealous…jellloooouussssy ..player hater


Nah, just amateur poetry.


Lou Rawls wrote that song...

the_mind_flayer's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:25 PM






I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.


Jealous…jellloooouussssy ..player hater


Nah, just amateur poetry.


Lou Rawls wrote that song...


So, it's not even your work.

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:26 PM




[Nope, your the first one and your the first witch I ever sang too to. So , I mean thats gota say somthin about me right???



hmmmmmmmmm.......yes, but what?



That I like women who look a little like demi moore.


laugh You're good. flowerforyou flowerforyou


Seriously though you do have big beautiful eye's ...they make me want to like you so much its crazy.....

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sun 09/28/08 04:27 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 04:28 PM







I see your face and I think of this song.

You'll Never Find

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do



I bet you sing that to all the girls. blushing


And his mother.


Jealous…jellloooouussssy ..player hater


Nah, just amateur poetry.


Lou Rawls wrote that song...


So, it's not even your work.


I never said it was...it's a wonderful song that makes me think of Ruth.

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