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Topic: can someone please tell me...
Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 08:51 AM
I like root canals. Long, slow root canals.

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Mon 09/29/08 08:52 AM
That's funny...my ex g/f told me that dealing with me is LIKE a slow root canal at times....lmao

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 08:53 AM
I like root canals. Long, slow root canals. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 08:55 AM
I'm different.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/29/08 08:58 AM
how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince: ....if you are actually kissing frogs you may want to seek professional help.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 08:59 AM
I'm different. Oh S&M...well well what do ya know.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 09:01 AM
how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince: ....if you are actually kissing frogs you may want to seek professional help. Edger Winter ...I thiught you were dead MAN!!!!????

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 09:03 AM
I'm different. Oh S&M...well well what do ya know. No, I've just got a thing for dentists with criminal backgrounds.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 09:07 AM
I'm different. Oh S&M...well well what do ya know. No, I've just got a thing for dentists with criminal backgrounds. "You complete me" "You had me at hello" : HMMMMMMMMM....... dONT YOU LOVE Jerry Maguire

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 09:09 AM
Yes, that was a great movie.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 09:14 AM
I'm different. Oh S&M...well well what do ya know. No, I've just got a thing for dentists with criminal backgrounds. How bout a SATANIC MECHANIC?????

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 09:16 AM
I'm different. Oh S&M...well well what do ya know. No, I've just got a thing for dentists with criminal backgrounds. How bout a SATANIC MECHANIC????? How big are your pliers?

the_mind_flayer Joined Wed 09/24/08 Posts: 599	Mon 09/29/08 09:16 AM
If I start posting it here...it will jack the thread, and then get moved. Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69 This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. They usually will only fck at night...come to think of it...they fck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past bastard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullsh!t. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while f*cking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em. torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle. Basically, they are undercover hoes.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 09:18 AM
Yes, that was a great movie. My friend just asked me to ask you if you can pilot a broom and/or if you have a pilot’s license???? He said you are pretty.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 09:19 AM
If I start posting it here...it will jack the thread, and then get moved. Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69 This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. They usually will only fck at night...come to think of it...they fck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past bastard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullsh!t. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while f*cking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em. torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle. Basically, they are undercover hoes. Wow. You are just pure sweetness.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 09:19 AM
I'm different. Oh S&M...well well what do ya know. No, I've just got a thing for dentists with criminal backgrounds. How bout a SATANIC MECHANIC????? How big are your pliers? I don’t know but my drill is huge!!!!!!!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 09:21 AM
Yes, that was a great movie. My friend just asked me to ask you if you can pilot a broom and/or if you have a pilot’s license???? He said you are pretty. Tell your friend I said thank you. I only drive a Toyota because my kids kept falling off the broom.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Mon 09/29/08 09:24 AM
Yes, that was a great movie. My friend just asked me to ask you if you can pilot a broom and/or if you have a pilot’s license???? He said you are pretty. Tell your friend I said thank you. I only drive a Toyota because my kids kept falling off the broom. He's gone but I will tell him. He said he is going to join this web site. He said his screen name will be "Dipstick". I think it fits him.

the_mind_flayer Joined Wed 09/24/08 Posts: 599	Mon 09/29/08 09:25 AM
Wow. You are just pure sweetness. Nah, I am just observant.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 09/29/08 09:25 AM
Yes, that was a great movie. My friend just asked me to ask you if you can pilot a broom and/or if you have a pilot’s license???? He said you are pretty. Tell your friend I said thank you. I only drive a Toyota because my kids kept falling off the broom. He's gone but I will tell him. He said he is going to join this web site. He said his screen name will be "Dipstick". I think it fits him. It's a fun place to hang out.